pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
Soooo fucking true
we’re marchin’ on
just imagine how many people want to be you
i dont even want to be me
i feel you
dont touch me
I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
Sobbing this is so god damn cute goodbye
my neighbors are making s’mores and i heard one of them shout “HOLY SHIT IT’S ON FIRE” then a s’more smacked onto my window and slowly fell down
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